May 2012
May 17th
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lumos-maxima: May is actually the worst month because basically everything I watch ends TRUE LIFE.
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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Alright Massart, let’s get those grades into davinci, hop to.
May 16th
May 16th
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seblaine: sometimes I keysmash and I’m like jsbsjsjdndh and then I’m like no that’s not right kshejrbtbtjjdh yeah that’s better
May 16th
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Employed!
Working at the cupcake shop in westford yeahhh buddy! Its the best smelling store i have ever been in
May 16th
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May 16th
May 16th
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job interview in the morning.shgkghksjghksjhgk social anxiety.
May 16th
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Got my step-sister a donation of honeybees to a family in need for her bridal shower! I’m going to get her a bunch of BurtsBees products to go with it. I rock.
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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I hate when people quote things wrong. Yes, I did inherit my dad’s completely useless ability to remember lines from tv and movies without any effort whatsoever and I can tell more clearly than everyone else if you say something wrong/ put the wrong emphasis on words and other normal people most likely don’t notice/don’t care but SRSLY. If you don’t know what the character...
May 15th
Putting a sublet ad on craigslist and not...
6 people in one hour. sa-weet.
May 15th
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May 15th
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WatchWatch
This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
May 14th
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When my mom and sister go to Washington D.C. without telling me/ without me then my new “step-father” emails me pictures of it…
May 13th
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Just bomb-ombed my mtels. now i’m gonna go run for forever.
May 12th
ALSO. passed my knitting class. HOLLA. now I have to wait for my classes that actually give me letter grades. Yaaaaaaaaay.
May 11th
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I have to take the MTELs tomorrow. And I only passed by one question on the practice test. Fuck. my. life. it’s my permit test all over again.
May 11th
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also, the harry potter theme is my ringtone on my moms phone…she gets me.
May 11th
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I LOVE SUMMER.
May 11th
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May 10th
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My brother has three of his male friends over right now and I can hear them shit talking their other friends right now as they all sit together on his bed. It’s good to know boys do it too. And also, my brother is silly.
May 10th
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May 10th
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strangersatthemall replied to your post: FUCKING MILLIPEDE ON MY FLOOR IT WAS LITERALLY THE… OH MY GOD WHAT? I NEVER SEE BUGS IN OUR APARTMENT. HOLY HELL THAT IS TERRIFYING. Are you alright? I screamed so loudly the boys upstairs probably thought I was getting robbed.
May 9th
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FUCKING MILLIPEDE ON MY FLOOR IT WAS LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY HAND. I HAVE NEVER SCREAMED LIKE THAT BECAUSE OF A BUG EVER I WANT TO CRY SO BAD RIGHT NOW. GOOD THING I WAS WEARING COWBOY BOOTS SO I LITERALLY JUST SMASHED IT’S BRAINS OUT BUT STILL I HATE BUGS.
May 9th
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bassoonandbayonet replied to your video: I’m going to post this before I go to bed so that… Kids who sing like that end up sounding like pack a day smokers by the time they are 20. Negative, Neil. So negative.
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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you see i would take a zumba class in public…but, i’ll probably just continue using workout tapes in my room alone to avoid the embarrassment of looking like this in front of other people…
May 9th
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Don’t know what to get Jaime for her bridal shower so I’m probs gonna buy a hive of bees from the heffer project in her name. I anything don’t know about weddings.
May 9th
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24 hours until SUMMER.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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literally just pulled a tack all the way out of the heel of my foot. I’m really bad at packing.
May 8th
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May 7th
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Today we remember the Battle of Hogwarts
Today is May 2nd, the day the battle of Hogwarts 14 years ago. The day that Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck back into Hogwarts and destroyed the Horcruxes. The day that Harry finally defeated Voldemort. We remember everyone who fought in the war and all those who died. Fred Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Colin Creevey, Severus Snape and more. May we raise our wands to those who fought and...
May 3rd
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LOLING at how terrible my artist statement is. don’t care.
May 2nd
May 2nd
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i seriously can’t write this paper. or my artist statement. or this application. or my wall text for my portfolio review. fuck it i’m getting lunch.
May 2nd
hey buddy, the library isn’t a good place for you to be eating your bushel of apples that you seem to have over there.
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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get out of my house..you don’t live here.
May 2nd
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my cousin is graduating this month and already has a job that’s paying him 60 grand a year. maybe i should have gone into engineering..
May 2nd
gonna go get my warm laundry then take a shower in the bathroom i just cleaned with a clean towel. you don’t understand how excited i am. ALSO. i shall mention: MY FUCKING SEMINAR FINAL IS DONE YES YES YES ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PRESENT TOMORROW AND I’M FUCKING DONE. HOLLA. YES.
May 1st
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